There are very few people who have not heard of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears. As to whether this fact is a good thing or a bad thing is up to one's own interpretation. (It's a bad thing.) But with all that has been going on in the lives of these two very talented individuals, I thought that it would be worthwhile to periodically provide updates of the current rankings of the two. So, what follows are the current rankings between the two, with short explanations given for each. First place votes appear in parentheses.
Rankings for October 12, 2007
1. Britney Spears (1) - Finally!!! At long last Britney Spears assumes the top spot in the Spears-Federline Rankings. The Committee believed that all of the hard work that Spears has been doing in recent times should finally be reflected with deserving accolades. But what has Spears been doing that has so impressed the Committee? Well, since the last rankings she has begun the process of reconciling with her mother. The two Spearses may even have reached the point where Britney is now Lynne Spears's favorite of the former married couple rather than Kevin. That's a big step. In addition, she has released a new music video that can only be described as fantastic! And finally, but most importantly (saving the best for last), she has won a weekly night's chaperoned slumber party with the former couple's children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The Britney Train has regained momentum!
2. Kevin Federline - The Committee was really struggling to make up things that Federline might have been doing for these rankings partially because one of the Committee members suffered a temporary debilitating head injury while fighting a bear. However, as luck would have it, the Committee did not need to go to these extreme measures. For what does it say about you when a judge is willing to partially reverse a custody order he handed down less than two weeks before in order to allow a possible alcoholic/drug addict who showed up for the hearing five hours late to spend a night with your kids? What this said to the Committee is that the judge is looking for any excuse at all to award Sean Preston and Jayden James to Ms. Spears and so Mr. Federline would be wise not to do anything (and in particular not to make any more rap albums) and just allow Ms. Spears's own actions sabotage her chances. Oh yeah, that appears to be precisely what Mr. Federline is doing. Maybe he should be ranked higher...
3. Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline (tie) - Yikes! Boys, this is a disaster!
How long can Britney stay on top?
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