There are very few people who have not heard of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears. As to whether this fact is a good thing or a bad thing is up to one's own interpretation. (It's a bad thing.) But with all that has been going on in the lives of these two very talented individuals, I thought that it would be worthwhile to periodically provide updates of the current rankings of the two. So, what follows are the current rankings between the two, with short explanations given for each. First place votes appear in parentheses.
Rankings for June 19, 2007
1. Kevin Federline (1) - After a one poll absence from the top, Kevin Federline once again resumes the top spot in the rankings. And it was not necessarily anything that Federline did that caused the committee to return him to the top of the rankings, rather, it was what he was rumored to have done. In case you missed it, it was rumored that Federline had once again impregnated Shar Jackson! Of course it probably is not true - Shar Jackson even denies it. However, the committee does not necessarily need accurate information on which to base its deliberations. Unsubstantiated rumors are certainly fine with us! But more importantly, the committee has convinced itself that this news is true for the sake of these rankings because of a larger impact that Kevin Federline's impregnation of Shar Jackson would have. Such a fact would finally do the inconceivable and bring together the proponents of Natural Selection and Intelligent Design. Both sides would have to agree that they were horribly wrong.
2. Britney Spears - Britney Spears fights back to the number two spot in the poll after her absence from the last poll. Britney did some inspiring work to once again force her way to near the top of the poll. By allowing herself to be seen in unflattering photos, Britney was saying to the world, "Hey sure, I may not be as hot or talented as you or I really think I am, but I still have photographers who are willing to take snapshots at my backside as if I was hot and talented. So there!" And to show that she's really on her way back up to the top, Britney has made a few changes in her life. Now sure, she has not decided to actually give up flashing the paparazzi while out on the town, but she has decided that when she flashes the paparazzi, from now on she's going to be wearing underwear! You go girl! Now these may appear to only be baby steps to everyone reading this, but these baby steps are helping Britney inch ever closer to the number one spot. However, she just could not compete with the bringing together of Natural Selection and Intelligent Design.
Good show Britney, keep fighting to the top!